That depends on who you ask. My husband would say that Im a complete mess. My Mother would say Im a completely letdown. My friends would say Im awesome. I would say Im just “Me.”
I am 29 years old.
I have an awesome husband and 2 beautiful, witty, and intelligent kids.
I love animals because for the most part, they are less like douchebags than most people.
I hate pop culture and the fact that most people will watch or listen to certain things just because everyone else does.
Reality television is the downfall of society.
Emo kids are weird. They scare me.
I hate Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and most anything else that draws a following of weirdos.
I like X-Men because they have pretty costumes and Im simple.
I hate Michael Jackson, I think hes a perv and a weirdo and his music sucked and it baffles me that people freaked out so bad when he died. He wasnt your brother or your father so get over it.
Elvis was a homo, so are the Beatles, for two different reasons. Elvis wore sequins and glitter, no self respecting man wears that shit. The Beatles music should be the background for gay porn.
I am judgemental and not always nice but I am always myself and if I say something mean, it isnt to hurt your feelings, its just a statement.
Most people cant handle my mouth and thats ok because most of the observational truths that I tell you arent to make you feel bad but to help you to be a better person. If you dont want someone who is brutally honest, go find a friend who will sugar coat it when you end up laying naked and drunk in the public bathroom with a line of guys waiting for a turn, cuz thats not me.
I can get along with anyone but I am perfectly fine with being alone. I dont really need other people around. Sometimes I think I do but then I realize people are weird and scary and for the most part I would rather not be bothered.
I have an asshole complex and Im not sure why.
I try not to push my views off onto other people, I state my opinion and move on.
I dont start fights and although I can be a mean bitch, I have better shit to do than get all riled up and flip out. I would rather not be bothered.
Im witty and funny and fun to be around once the initial awkwardness is over but I wont go out of my way to make plans to do things with most people.
I have 2 best friends and if you make them mad, you make me mad.
Kate is my mormon sister wife and she kills people for fun.
Jason has been my best friend for as long as i can remember.
I love them both and between them and my husband and my kids, I dont really need anyone else so, if you think it will hurt my feelings that you dont like me, youre wrong, I really dont give a shit.
Sometimes I listen to the same song over and over and over and over.
I like rainbows and glitter and shiny things.
Earrings are awesome.
My favorite colors are black and red and pink.
My hair changes constantly and I love it.
I hate the cold and I hate summers in Florida, the people who live in MD in the summer and FL in the winter are onto something.
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